ANIMALS
If someone
calls you an animal, just remember the following:
I work like
a horse.
I eat like
a pig.
I like to
play chicken.
They call
me a dirty rat.
You can
get my goat.
I can be
as slippery as a snake.
I get dog
tired.
I can be
as quiet as a mouse.
They say
I'm as quick as a cat.
I used to
be as strong as an ox.
I don't
like hen parties.
Please don't
badger me.
People try
to buffalo me.
Some people
think I'm a gone goose.
I'm as ugly
as a toad.
You should
see the puss on me.
I'm as gentle
as a lamb.
And I'm
as happy as a lark.
I drink
like a fish.
I'm as proud
as a peacock.
And I'm
as hairy as a gorilla.
I have an
albatross around my neck.
And there's
a frog in my throat.
I just got
a Charlie horse the other day.
I've got
goose bumps all over.
I've got
the memory of an elephant.
But I'm
no sitting duck.
I can be
a lone wolf.
But I'm
having a whale of a time.
O' what
animals we can be!!
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