A BACK-UP PLAN
Harry wakes up one morning
to find a gorilla up in the tree in his front yard. Not knowing
quite what to do, he looks in the yellow pages under "Gorilla
Removal Service" and sure enough finds a listing-Fred's
Ape Removal.
So he calls up Fred and
about an hour later Fred shows up with all the tools of his trade,
a pick-up truck, a pair of handcuffs, a ferociously-trained pit bull
and a shotgun.
Fred then proceeds to
explain the removal procedure to Harry because he will need help: "Now,
I'm going to climb up in this tree and shake the tree until the gorilla
falls out of the tree. The very instant the gorilla hits the
ground, this pit bull is trained to rush up and bite his balls off. This
will temporarily immobilize the gorilla allowing you to safely walk
up and place the handcuffs on him. I'll then get him into the
truck while he's still in a daze".
Fred then begins to climb
the tree and Harry asks, "Hey what's the shotgun for?"
"Oh, yes," says
Fred, "occasionally when I shake the tree, the gorilla shakes
back, and if I fall, shoot the damn dog!"
ZZZZZ
