HOW "REAL" MEN BATHE A CAT
1.
Scrub toilet and flush several times.
2. Fill
toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop
cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on
lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing
and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.
5. Flush
toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
6. Leap
off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty
will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.
7. Leave
kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.
* This is
fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.
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