BEAR HUNTING?
Bill's all excited about
his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first
bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first
shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to
see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've
got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex." Bill
bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers
and vows revenge.
Bill heads out on another
trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At
that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is
standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That
was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul
you to death or we have sex."
Bill bends over. He
survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to
recover, and, he's outraged!
Sure enough, he heads
back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank
range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to
find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't
really come here for the hunting, do you?"
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