A BEAR AND A RABBIT
A bear and a rabbit are
walking through the woods when they come across a golden frog. They
think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when
it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he is a magical frog,
and doesn't often meet other residents of the forest, but when he
does, he grants them three wishes each.
The bear immediately
asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. The frog immediately
grants this wish.
The rabbit, after thinking
for a while, asks for a crash helmet and one appears, which he places
on his head.
The bear is amazed at
this, but carries on with his next wish. He asks that all the bears
in the neighboring forests be female as well. This wish is also fulfilled.
The rabbit then wishes
that he could have a motorcycle. It appears before him, and he climbs
on board and starts revving the engine.
The bear cannot believe
it. He remarks to the rabbit that he has wasted two wishes. Then,
shaking his head, he makes his final wish, "I wish that all the
other bears in the world be female as well."
The frog replies that
it has been done and they both turn to the rabbit for his last wish.
The rabbit thinks for
a second, then revs up the engine and says, "I wish for the bear
to be gay!" and promptly drives off as fast as he can!
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