THE CAMEL MECHANIC
Two desert travelers
rented a Camel from Hertz-Rent-a-Camel. Out in the middle of the desert
the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps could not get it to arise
no matter what they tried.
They stopped a passing
Caravan and asked the leader to send out a Camel Mechanic when they
got to the nearest village.
A few hours later the
Mechanic arrived. He looked in the Camel's mouth, ears, and up its
rectum. He went to his tool bag and pulled out a large rubber headed
sledge hammer. He raised this high in the air and brought it down
on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could.
Well, that Camel let
a Fart you could hear and smell as far away as 17 sand dunes. It then
struggled to its feet.
"Ah ha!" the
Mechanic said. "Just as I thought ... vapor locked!"
ZZZZZ
