CAT HEAVEN
One day a cat dies of
natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there
is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please
let me know."
The cat thinks for a
moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor
family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat
and says, "Say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later 6 mice
are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again there
is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer,
"All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from
cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do
you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?"
The Lord says, "Say
no more" and fits each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller
skates.
About a week later the
Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since
you are here?"
The cat stretches and
yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could
have ever expected. And those Meals On Wheels you have been sending
by are the best!!!"
ZZZZZ
