YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CAT PERSON WHEN....
...you refer
to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."
...you do
not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
...you consider
cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
...you apologize
when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
...you snap
your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to
sit down.
...you sleep
on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking
soooo cute!
...you accidentally
put your child's dinner plate on the floor.
...you spend
more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.
...you decorate
your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
...your
neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
...you have
more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
...you refer
to your cat as your furry child.
...your
parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
...you plan
your vacation around the cat show schedule.
...you accidentally
call your spouse by your cat's name!
...you set
a place at the dinner table for your cat.
...you have
a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
...you call
home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
...you have
the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
...you and
kitty have matching outfits.
...your
spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.
...you never
go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
...your
favorite friends have fleas.
...you chose
a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.
...you think
cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
...you own
17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
...you are
lost for conversation with non-cat people.
...you meow
so well, you confuse the cats.
...you bore
the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences
between 9-Lives and Amore ... at length.
ZZZZZ
