CAT SCAN
A man took
his dog to the Vet. He said, "Doctor, I think my dog is dead."
The Vet
told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon
he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and
then walked all over him.
The Vet
said, "Yep, your dog is dead. That will be $500 and $35 dollars."
The man
said, "$500 and $35 dollars! What for?"
The Vet
said, "$35 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan."
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