THE
CAT'S TAIL
Late one
dark evening, a man is driving home down a side street. Although he
is driving cautiously, a cat runs out between two parked cars right
into his path. He slams on the brakes and swerves attempting to miss
the cat, but hears a faint thud as he passes where the cat had been.
Certain that the cat is dead, he nonetheless pulls over to the side
and gets out of the car. He walks over to the cat in the street and
bends down, only to discover that the cat is in fact not dead. It
has only caught the tip of its tail under the car tire.
He is so
relieved that the cat is still alive, he picks it up and starts knocking
on doors trying to find the kitty's owner. At the third house, a woman
comes to the door, takes one look at the cat in the man's arms and
begins screaming at him.
"What
have you done? What happened to my cat? Is it dead?"
When she
stops to take a breath, the poor man breaks in: "No, ma'am, please-your
cat is fine. It ran out in the street right in front of me. I tried
to avoid it, but my tire caught just the tip of its tail. Your cat
is fine. I'm sorry."
"Well,"
the woman says, "I don't have the money to take the cat to the
vet, and it doesn't seem to be in any pain. But please, before you
leave, you must at least bandage the cat's tail for me."
The man
agrees, and takes the cat around to the trunk of his car. He gets
out the first aid kit, finds the gauze, scissors, tape, etc. Just
as he begins to wrap the cat's tail, a motorcycle police officer pulls
up behind the car, and arrests him.
The
Moral of the Story: It's illegal to retail pussy in
the street.
ZZZZZ
