THE
CHICKEN
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© 1998 Dale Taylor
WHY
DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, PEANUTS STYLE!
CHARLIE
BROWN: Good Grief! The chicken crossed the road to call me
a Blockhead!
LUCY:
The chicken crossing the road is merely a symptom of society's wishy-washiness.
That will be 5 cents please.
PEPPERMINT
PATTY: You see, Chuck, me and Marci were wondering if you'd
like to come watch the chicken cross the road over at our house.
MARCI:
We were, Sir?
LINUS:
The chicken crossed the road in preparation for the coming of the
Great Chicken who brings broth and noodles to children everywhere.
FRANKLIN:
Sure, ask the black kid a question now! 40 years of no speaking roles,
and now all I get is this chicken question!
SCHRODER:
It was the great perambulance and grace of the aforementioned fowl
that Beethoven sought to capture in this piece.
SALLY:
Big Brother, are you sure chickens are allowed to cross the road without
the crossing guard?
PIG
PEN: To get to the filthy chicken coop.
SNOOPY:
It was SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER TIME! SUPPER
TIME! SUPPER TIME!
WOODSTOCK:
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SPIKE:
He was going to visit a brother who looks just like him (except for
a mustache and hat) and hangs out in the desert in Needles, California.
This having no connection or relevance to the other chickens crossing
the road.
ZZZZZ
