THE
CREATION STORY ~ AS TOLD BY THE CAT AND THE DOG
THE
CREATION OF CAT
On the first
day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second
day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third,
God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food
for the cat.
On the fourth
day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good
of the cat.
On the fifth
day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not
play with it.
On the sixth
day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the
man broke.
On the seventh
day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.
THE
CREATION OF DOG
On the first
day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second
day of creation, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third
day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse)
to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth
day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good
of the dog.
On the fifth
day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not
retrieve it.
On the sixth
day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the
man broke.
On the seventh
day, God tried to rest but he had to walk the dog.
ZZZZZ
