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DOG FIGHT
A man walked
into a bar and immediately called out, "Who is the owner
of that Saint Bernard tied up outside?"
A man replied, "It's
mine. Why do you ask?"
The first
man walked up to him and said, "I'm sorry, but my dog just
killed your dog."
The owner
of the Saint Bernard was shocked, "Are you kidding me?!
That dog is huge! He's bigger than my car!"
The first
guy explained, "Well, he choked on my Chihuahua."
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