SIGNS
YOUR DOG IS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU
10. Neighbors
complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in
the middle of the day.
9. You find
mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly like you) on
a leash in your living room.
8. Ice floating
in toilet water.
7. Neighborhood
cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.
6. Friends
swear they've seen your car at the local meat-processing plant.
5. You can
never find the leftovers.
4. The remote
is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The Nature Channel.
3. The dog
doesn't lick itself anymore... now it's the cat's job.
2. Mensa
mailings addressed to "Rover."
1. Your
apartment keys no longer work.
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