HOW
MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Golden
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?
Border
Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be
dry.
Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker
Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.
Doberman
Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound
Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish
Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian
Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old
English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just
ate was a light bulb?
ZZZZZ
