DOG
FOR SALE
A man tried
to sell his neighbor a new dog.
"This
is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five
dollars."
The neighbor
said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking dog
stuff? There ain't no such animal!"
Suddenly
the dog looked up with tears in his eyes.
"Please
buy me, sir," he pleaded. "This man is cruel. He never buys
me a meal, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk and I used to
be the richest trick dog in America. I performed before kings. I was
in the army and was decorated ten times."
"Hey!"
said the neighbor. "He can talk. Why do you want to
sell him for just five dollars?"
"Because,"
said the seller, "I'm getting tired of all his lies!"
ZZZZZ