IT'S
A DOG'S LIFE
A little
girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
the block?"
Her mom
says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What's
that mean?" asked the child.
"Go
ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little
girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Susie for
a walk around the block. I asked mom but she said the dog was in heat
and that should ask you."
Her dad
said, "Bring Susie over here."
He took
a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's butt with it
and said, "OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and
only go one time around the block."
The little
girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Her dad
said, "Where's Susie?"
The little
girl said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block
and there's another dog pushing her home."
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