THE
DONKEYS
Over near
England is a very little island, called the Isle of Man, and a very
peculiar thing about the people, on this island is, that they don't
believe in automobiles, and the climate is such that they can't keep
horses so they all have a donkey or what is commonly called an ass.
Some have
just ordinary asses that you wouldn't look at twice, others have extraordinary
asses. The mayor has an ass that nobody looks at twice, but his wife
has a beautiful ass. People who really know asses say that she has
one of the finest asses that they have ever seen. Men often stop her
on the way to the market to pat her ass.
On Sunday
they all go to church on their asses. Sometimes the girls ride the
boys asses and sometimes the boys ride the girls asses.
Now of this
particular Sunday the preacher had to leave immediately following
the sermon so he thought he better have it handy, so he tied his ass
just outside the window. During the service a fire broke our and everyone
ran to save his ass. The preacher jumped out of the window expecting
to land on his ass, but there was a big hole and he fell into it --
Which goes to show that even a preacher doesn't know his ass from
a hole in the ground.
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