FALLING
DOWN
John came
back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend,
Mark, and told him of his adventures.
"I
was out in the jungle," he said, "when all of a sudden I
heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge
lion, licking his chops and smiling at me. The lion started coming
my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind.
When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got
ahead a bit. The lion started gaining on me again, and as he
got closer, once again he slipped. I happened to see a house
not far away, so I made toward it. I got close to the house with the
lion almost on top of me when he slipped for a third time. With
my very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the
door in the lion's face."
"That's
some story there, John, I would have went in my pants."
"Well,
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE LION KEPT SLIPPING ON?"
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