A horse and a chicken are playing in a
meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and
get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to find the farmer, but
the farmer can't be found.
So the chicken drives the farmer's Mercedes
back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of
the rope to the horse and drives forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later the chicken and horse were
playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken fell into a mud hole. The chicken
yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think
I can stand over the hole!" So the horse stretched over the width of the mud
hole and said, "Grab my ding dong and pull yourself up." The chicken
did and pulled himself to safety.
The Moral of the Story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!
