MONKEY BUSINESS
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck
where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little
monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at
the monkey and said, "Boy, I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and
shook his head up and down and gave a little monkey yell.
"You can understand what I'm
saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down and made his
noises..
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his
hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the
officer.
"Yes," the monkey nodded.
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and
held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey motioned a sexual act.
"They were screwing, too?" asked
the astounded officer.
"Yes."
"Now wait a minute. You're saying your
owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked?"
"Yes."
"What were you doing during all
this?"
"Driving," motioned the monkey.
 
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