WHAT TO DO IF YOU
RUN OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT
* Wedge the cat under the neighbor's tire
so they think they did it.
* Paint a hexagram on their front lawn and
put the cat in the middle so they think that crazy Satanist did it.
* Throw the cat into your other neighbor's
yard.
* Put the cat in a tree. Call the fire
department and let them try to explain it.
* Drive over the rest of the cats in the
neighborhood and claim that you're on a "Mission From God."
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