NOAH'S RABBITS
"Listen up!" Noah said with a
demanding voice. "There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tips
of your penises. All of you males, take off your peckers and hand it to my sons. I will
sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get you peckers
back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into
his wife's cage and was very excited.
"Quick!" he said. "Get on my
shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and
looked out the window. "Sorry, no land yet."
"Shit!" and out went Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit
got fed up with him. "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty
days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. Why are you
acting so excited every day?"
"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a
sinister look on his face as he held out a piece of paper, "I GOT THE DONKEY'S
RECEIPT!!"
 
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