HE AIN'T THE EASTER
BUNNY
A rabbit one day managed to break free from
the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the
fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for
the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought.
It wasn't long before he came to a hedge
and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight-lots of other bunny rabbits, all
free and nibbling at the lush grass.
"Hey," he called. "I'm a
rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us,"
they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started
eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits
do?" he asked.
"Well," one of them said.
"You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and
eat them."
This, he couldn't resist and he spent the
next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, "What else
do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got
lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well."
The lettuce tasted just as good and he
returned a while later completely full.
"Is there anything else you guys
do?" he asked.
One of the other rabbits came a bit closer
to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those
rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're
girls. We shag them. Go and try it."
Well, our friend spent the rest of the
morning screwing his little heart out until, completely worn out, he staggered back over
to the guys.
"That was fantastic," he panted.
"So are you going to live with us
then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I
can't."
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit
surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."
"I do," our friend replied.
"But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a
cigarette."
 
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