An old guy approaches the window of the
movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the
counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of
course!"
"I'm sorry," The girl tells him.
"We can't allow animals in the theater."
The guy goes around the corner and stuffs
the chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside
the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his
pants so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the movie.
Seated next to him is a woman. She looks
over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle,
this man over here has just unzipped his pants!"
Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don't worry
about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all."
Agnes says, "I KNOW...but this one's
eating my POPCORN!!"
