A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced,
so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special
rooster and told this to the market vendor.
The vendor replied: "I have just the
rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer bought Randy and took him
back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Randy a
little pep talk: "Randy," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your
stuff." And with that, Randy strutted into the hen house.
Randy was as fast as he was furious,
mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying,
till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But, Randy didn't stop there.
Randy went into the barn and mounted all of
the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.
Then he went to the pig house, where he did
the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with
disbelief cried out, "Stop, Randy! You'll kill yourself!" But Randy continued,
seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well, the next morning, the farmer looked
out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled
back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.
The farmer walked up to Randy saying,
"Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you,
little buddy."
"Shhhhhhh," Randy whispered,
"The buzzard's getting closer."
