A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and
bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You
going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown
of third day, you die. What is first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my
horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs
the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes
off.
Two hours later, the horse comes back with
a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man--can only think of one
thing."
The second day, the chief says, "What
your wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my
horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy
leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the
ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in
the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white
man--going to die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says,
"This your last wish, white man. What you want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my
horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy
grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells,
