A man was helping one of his cows give
birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the
whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start
explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and
I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked
over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still
wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"