Two whales were swimming in the bay when
they noticed the whaling boat that killed and harpooned their brother. The first
whale says to the second whale, "Hey, there is that boat that harpooned and
killed our brother. Let's go swim underneath the boat, blow out of our blowholes,
and then the boat will tip over, and all the fisherman will drown in the icy
sea!!"
The second whale agrees, so they begin to
get their revenge. They swim under the boat, blow out their blowholes, and sure
enough, the boat capsizes and all the fisherman begin to drown.
The first whale turns to the second and
says, "Now I know what we'll do. We'll swim around and eat up all these
fisherman to really get back at them!"
The second whale turns to his brother and
says, "I don't think so; I may do blowjobs, but I don't swallow sea men."
