There was this shepherd who had this whole
flock of sheep. He wanted to get the sheep pregnant so that he could increase his stock,
but he was too poor to buy a male sheep. So, he figured the only thing he could do was to
get the sheep pregnant himself.
One morning the man loaded up all the sheep
into his truck and drove them over to a barn where nobody could see him. He screwed each
sheep and then loaded them back in the truck and brought them back to the pasture near his
house. He went to bed that night after a long day's work.
The next morning he woke up, and looked out
the bedroom window expecting all the sheep to be laying down on their sides, because that
is what the sheep do when they are pregnant. But, all the sheep were still standing.
The guy is surprised and a little
disappointed, but he gets up, loads the sheep back into the truck, takes them to the barn
and tries to get them impregnated. He wakes up the next morning and looks out the window
and sees that the sheep are all standing up. So, he loads them in the truck, takes them in
the barn and does them all, yet again.
The next morning, he is so exhausted by his
work, he asks his wife to look out the window and look at the sheep. She does this
and he asks her if they are laying down on their sides. She says, "No, they are
all in the truck, and one is honking the horn!"
