SIZE
DOES MATTER
A scientist finds evidence of an actual
dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several
universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition.
Several weeks pass and the expedition party
stumble upon a 3 foot tall pigmy standing near a 300 foot long dead dinosaur.
The scientist approaches the pigmy and
exclaims, "Dear Lord! Did you kill this dinosaur?"
"Yep!" replied the pigmy.
"But, it's so big and you're so
small!"
"Yep!" replied the pigmy.
"How the hell did you kill it?"
inquired the scientist.
"With my club," replied the
pigmy.
"How big is your club?" demanded
the scientist.
The pigmy replied, "Well, there are
about 50 of us."
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