An old lady is rocking away the last of her
days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy
godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady,
"I guess I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to
solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind
being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful
young woman.
"Your third wish?" asks the fairy
godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh... Can you change him into a
handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** There before her stands a
young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile
that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet
you're sorry you had me neutered."
