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Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The other says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The tall tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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