Once upon a time there were two
canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female. After many months, the
male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said,
"Since we're in this together, why don't I move over to your side of the cage!"
The female canary replied, "No,
thanks!!"
So he went back to his side but found he
could stay there no longer. Once again, he moved to her side of the cage. This time he
asked, "I am sorry I was to forward the first time. Why don't we get to know each
other first."
To which she replied again, "No,
thanks!"
Resigning himself to return to his side of
the cage, he languished about for a bit then made one final effort. He went halfway across
the cage and stated, "Well, could we at least talk?"
This time she replied, "Oh, I am so
sorry I have been so mean. You see I just learned I have a canarial disease called
"Chirpies" and I hear it is untweetable."
