A vacationing penguin is driving through
Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees
oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas
station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin
goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,
decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice
cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his
little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back
to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up
and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies,
"It's just ice cream."