A vampire bat came flapping in from
the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where
he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted
until finally he gave in.
"Okay, follow me," he said and
flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went,
across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other
bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he
asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the
bats all screamed in a frenzy.