A lady approaches a priest and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest
inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're
prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest
exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female
parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots who I taught to pray
and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase
and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
So the next day, the lady brings her female
parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary
beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male
parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want
to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other
male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been
answered!"
