THE YETI
An English explorer was taking part in an
expedition to the Himalayas. Led by a grizzled local guide, they ascended one of the less
frequently climbed peaks. Roughly half way up the side of the mountain, one of the
expedition came across a set of large manlike tracks in the snow.
"Yeti tracks," the guide said
with a gruff voice as he passed them. "One thing you must know before we proceed; do
NOT, under any circumstances, touch the yeti."
The expedition heeded his warning and
continued to climb the slope, night fell and the explorers set up their tents. In the dead
of night the Englishman awoke to the sound of his tent entrance unzipping. Half asleep he
looked up to see an enormous eight foot yeti standing above him. In fear for his life the
explorer jumped up and ran out of the tent, banging into the yeti in the process. The
yeti, after being touched by the explorer let out a deafening howl and began to chase the
explorer down the slope.
The explorer ran away from the camp as
quickly as his legs could take him, after he rounded a corner he looked behind him to see
the bounding form of the yeti still chasing him.
So the explorer continued to run, reaching
the bottom of the mountain in just two days, exhausted he paused to rest awhile. After
just a few moments, the explorer began to hear the soft 'thud thud thud' of yeti feet on
snow, he looked up the slope to see the yeti still chasing him and only moments away.
The explorer took off again, reaching a
supply shack a couple of miles away, once there quickly buying a mountain bike and
pedaling his way to the nearest town, some fifty miles away. The journey took him several
days over the rough terrain and after his arrival he booked into a hotel to recuperate.
Two days later the man left his hotel to
see about booking transport back to England. As soon as he turned around though he saw the
form of the yeti on the horizon, bounding towards him at great speed. Mortified by this
sight, the explorer hurriedly bought a car and drove it away from the village all the way
to Delhi. Once he arrived, the man wasted no time in getting on the next plane to London.
After his arrival back in London, the man
went back to his London home for a while to recover and to plan his next expedition. He
had been there less than two weeks and was gazing out of a window when he saw a familiar
large bounding, manlike creature running down his street; the man couldn't believe it,
somehow the yeti had followed him to England!
The man had little choice but to run away
again, he used any means he could, bike, car, or on foot to try to escape the yeti, but
each time he looked behind him, it was just moments before the yeti came into view.
Eventually the man made it all the way to
Edinburgh and from there ran into the open Scottish countryside. He continued to run but
the yeti just kept getting closer and closer, and in the end the man could run no more.
With the yeti less than a minute away from
him, the man finally stopped and turned around to face the oncoming creature. With the
last of his strength he stood up straight as the yeti caught up with him. The eight foot
tall yeti towered above the man who could only stare in terror. The yeti extended his hand
and poked the Englishman squarely in the chest with one long finger and with a low
rumbling voice the yeti began to speak:
"Tag! You're it!"
 
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