BLONDE
DETECTIVES
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is
your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well... uh...
that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous
response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair
and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he
shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "... think hard before
giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently
for a moment and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless
because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer...
wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his
face.
"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!
The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an
astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde
replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one
ear."
 
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