A blonde hurries into the emergency room
late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the
emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit
suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No silly!" the blonde said.
"First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these
breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I
thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the
mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I
thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
pulled the trigger."
