One night a blond nun was praying in her
room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me
greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers
are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend
you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly
happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since
the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.
"There must be something you would
have of me," said God.
"Well, there is one thing," she
said.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so
demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to
stop."
"Consider it done," said God.
Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is
something that I could do just for you."
"There is one thing. But it's really
small, and not worth your time," said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's," said the
blonde nun. "They're so hard to peel."
