Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping
trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for
him one weekend. So, she got everyone together and assigned different duties to each
scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food
supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and
making up a time schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into
Johnnie's schedule and Sally would test all their equipment before setting out.
They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and
everyone was excited. They arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their
first event - hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So
Sally asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.
About 10 minutes later he came back and
told Sally, "I can't make the supper. I can't light a fire with the matches you
brought."
Sally replied, "I can't understand
that. Those matches should be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left."
