To prepare for his big date, a young man
went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any
tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep
while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade".
He was determined not to miss his date, so
he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his
apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went
into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, however, the young man's
sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured
a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and
experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was
doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those
things!"
