A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to
raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid,
took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've
kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the
pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the
kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and
sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and
found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow
Blonde?"
