A blonde goes into a world-wide message
center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will cost
her $300, she exclaims, "I don't have any money, but I'll do anything to get a
message to my mother in Poland!"
To that the man asks, "Anything?"
And the blonde says, "Yes....
ANYTHING!!"
With that the man says, "Follow
me!"
He walks into the next room and tells her,
"Come in and close the door."
She does this and then he says, "Get
on your knees."
She does. He then says, "Take down my
zipper."
She does. Then he says, "Go ahead,
take it out."
With that, she takes it out and holds it
with both hands. And then the man says somewhat impatiently, "Well, go ahead!!"
She then brings her mouth closer to it, and
while holding it very closely to her lips, she says, "HELLO, MOM?"
