At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use
the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out
for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and
baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the
second amount from the first.
"It won't work," countered the
blonde woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt!"
