A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a cup
of coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off
prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I won! I won! I won a motor home, I WON a
motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says,
"That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I won A motor
home, I won a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over
to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we
didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no
mistake, I won a motor home, I won a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the
manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."