A young blonde was on vacation in the
depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but
simply could not afford the prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very
frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be
my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed
for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was
driving home, when he spots the blond standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim,
kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it up on the bank. Laying nearby
were several other dead alligators.
Just then the blonde flips the freshly
killed alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "SON OF A BITCH! This one
ain't wearing any shoes either!"
