A brunette goes into a doctor's office and
says, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."
The doctor says, "Well, tell me your
symptoms."
"Well, everything hurts. When I touch
my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I
touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!" she said.
The doctor, after looking at her for a
second, said, "Did you used to be a blonde?"