A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing a
set of headphones. She sits down in the chair and says I need my hair cut.
The barber starts to cut the right side
then stops. He says, "You need to take off your headphones."
Blonde: "I can't, I'll just die!"
The barber cuts the right side and goes to
the left side. He starts cutting then stops. He says, "You really
have to take off your headphones."
Blonde: "I can't, I'll just
die!"
The barber cuts the left side and starts on
the back. He starts cutting then stops again. He says, "Now, you
REALLY have to take off your headphones!"
Blonde: "I can't, I'll just
die!"
The barber starts cutting, but then
stops. He leans over and grabs the blonde's headphones and pulls them off. She
chokes, then falls to the ground dead.
The barber picks up the headphones and
listens. "Breathe In... Breathe Out... Breathe In... Breathe
Out..."
